Jul
04

A $25,000, solid bronze, 14-karat gold plated, custom casket has been ordered for Michael Jackson. The casket, ordered last night from Batesville Casket Company, is called a Promethean and will feature a flame blue velvet interior and a hand-polished, mirror finish.

This is the same casket used to bury James Brown… and is extremely rare.

source: viprumor.com

May
31


Damn cokies! They see a mirror and they automatically have to try and rip that shit down so they can do a line off of it.

Wino is scaring me with those eyes. She can probably control the weather with those things. Anywino, here’s this beautiful disaster outside of Maison de Blaaaake aka Pentonville Prison. It’s nice to see that she’s still devoted to her one and only Blaaake. She probably gives him a piece of her skin every time she visits for him to remember her by. He can totally use her scabby skin to rub his way out of that joint. Her skin is like 20 grit sandpaper.

In other Wino news, she has been confirmed as a performer at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebration this June. The event, held at Hyde Park in London, will raise funds for Mandela’s AIDS charity. Maybe Mandela will take Wino into his arms and save her! He’ll whisper something sweet into her ear and she’ll be cured. Yeah, right. Like she’s going to show!

Apr
28

Miley Cirus Vanity Fair Picture

Here are a few of the scandalous Miley Cyrus pictures from Vanity Fair where she took her clothes off. She even posed with daddy Billy Ray Cyrus. The pictures was shot by Annie Leibovitz. Miley has issued a statement and said the pictures were meant to be “artistic.”

She said:

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

I knew she would play the “artistic” card! She should have just said, “Annie put a gun to my head and made me do it.” It would have been a more believable response.

Disney issued this statement, “The BITCH IS DONE.” No, they said this:

“Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.”

Manipulate a 15-year-old?! Vanity Fair told the New York Times that her parents were on set the entire time and even saw the pictures.

“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”

Miley also told Bruce Handy, the journalist interviewing her, that she loved the photograph. Miley told him:

“Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

A source told People that Miley’s parents left before that shot was taken. Her grandmother and her teacher were on set.

“Miley’s grandmother and her teacher were there when she shot it. Annie convinced them it was going to be artistic. Her parents are mortified. They know this is a learning moment for Miley. The photo suggests that she is [naked], but she is not. She is covered by a sheet, and beneath the sheet she is clothed. Originally, she was in a flesh-colored tank top but was asked to remove it.”

Miley’s memaw is a slut! Seriously, it doesn’t matter if she was wearing a chastity belt underneath all that. The photograph is supposed to look like she’s naked which it does.

Honestly, the fact that she looks like the girl from “The Ring” is more disturbing.

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Mar
12

Paris Hilton Shows Her Ring

Paris Hilton flashed a huge diamond ring on her left ring finger Friday night in Las Vegas. The heiress was in town for the Kim Vo Salon and Spa grand opening at The Mirage, and used the opportunity to start a few rumors that she might be engaged to new boyfriend Benji Madden.

Take note that her “engagement ring” featured Benji’s initials, BM. Very classy. I think the BM stands for “bowel movement” which makes sense since every time I see Paris Hilton’s face I feel the uncontrollable urge to take a dump.

source: VIP Rumor

Nov
19

Britney Spears at Petco
Britney Spears created another pap frenzy when she shopped at Petco in West Hollywood. She was there to buy some supplies including a poor fish and a bird.

That poor London is starting to look like its damn owner. It’s obvious that poor thing hasn’t been groomed in a long, long time. If that’s what the dog and her head look like, imagine the carpet…stank!

I’m so glad to see the doggie is alive. I thought she buried the poor mutt long ago! God, that weaves looks nasty! I just realized she doesn’t have a frappuccino in her hand! Amazing. I hope she doesn’t get confused and try to eat London.

Source: VIP Rumor (see more pictures with Britney)

Aug
08

Jordan is totally drunk

Jordan was out again partying last night. Her second time in just under a week. The 29-year-old met up with friends Michelle Heaton and Danielle Lloyd to party at a few London clubs. The girls and the gays ended their night at 4:30am, but Jordan was drunk as a damn pig!

Peter Andre is currently in Cyprus renovating their vacation home.

Jordan barely gave birth six weeks ago.

She is a really great role model to her daughter! No, I mean it. She really is. If my daughter turned out like that, I’d be one happy dad! I mean she’s 29! She’s just partying and drinking and looking like a $5 whore and well…. ok I’m being sarcastic!

More pictures here…

May
24

Rosie O’Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Will the madness of this woman never end? No, because I don’t think the woman can keep her mouth shut. Bullies are funny that way, they run their mouths endlessly.

Rosie O’Donnell called Elisabeth Hasselbeck cowardly when she would not respond yes or no to whether Hasselbeck thought O’Donnell viewed the troops as terrorists. O’Donnell was referring to comments that she said earlier this week that were misunderstood by Republicans. “You said nothing and that’s cowardly,” O’Donnell said. Hasselbeck shot back. “Do not call me a coward. Because No. 1, I sit here every single day and open my heart and tell people exactly what I believe.”

I notice this article refers to Rosie’s comments as being ‘misunderstood by Republicans’. That’s typical. Isn’t it funny how every time a progressive gets caught saying something completely outrageous, mean-spirited and/or anti-American their defense is that they were misunderstood. They seem to think the rest of the country is too dumb to understand the King’s English.

I have no idea how Elizabeth Hasselbeck stands going to work and listening to that woman run her mouth every single day.

May
24

Jordin Sparks, the new American Idol

The season finale was loaded with Hollywood icons such as Bette Midler, Tony Bennett and Smokey Robinson.

I enjoyed the season finale more than I thought I would.

Jordin Sparks, a teenager with a big voice and big dreams, was crowned Wednesday as the newest and youngest American Idol.

Sparks, 17, of Glendale, Ariz., prevailed over beatboxer Blake Lewis, 25, of Bothell, Wash., after a triumphant performance Tuesday that wowed the show’s judges and the viewers who gave her the majority of the record 74 million votes cast.

“Mom, Dad, I love you,” Sparks, the daughter of retired NFL player Phillippi Sparks, said after hugging Lewis.

So from what I read Jordin was crowned the winner. Which is no surprise to me. Once she cried last night I knew she had it in the bag. All in all though, I thought Blake was better, but it was obvious that Jordin is the one who was going to win.

Source: VIP Rumor

May
18

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s jail sentence has been halved from 45 days to just 23, it emerged yesterday. The hotel heiress, 26 — caught driving while banned — will also do her time AWAY from other prisoners. She will be housed in a “special needs” unit — reserved for police officers, public officials and other high-profile inmates.

The move comes after party-loving Paris, who is appealing against her sentence, told of her fear that jail bullies could target her. Hookers, junkies and butch lesbians control California’s Century Regional Detention Facility by force.

Paris must report there by June 5. The time she will serve comes after the wild child cleaned up her act to impress officials. She got credit for just turning up for her last court date — despite being almost 20 minutes late.

Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore confirmed: “She will do her full time, minus 22 days because of a policy encouraging good behavior.” Her mum Kathy called the sentence “horrendous”. She said: “Hopefully, young people who look up to people like Paris will learn from this.”

Source: VIP Rumor

May
14

Paris Hilton visiting her father in hospital.
VIPRUMOR.com – a great website publishing hottest gossip and news about celebrities – posted this “If this isn’t a trick for public sympathy I don’t know what is. Paris’s father Rick is in the hospital. His condition is not grave but he will have to be there for a few days. Paris made him a beautiful collage to cheer him up…. I’m sure she knew full well the paparazzi would catch a glimpse of this… Now she looks like a sweet loving daughter, don’t we feel for her?”
I just love the way Paris is tring to impress everybody…